Holiday shopping for a Classics geek?

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild!

In case anyone wants to buy me anything (haha) . . . but seriously, things you may find of interest:
-Shakespeareana (I own and love the Shakespearean insults mug, personally)
-Fruediana (personally, I could do without Freud)
-Descartes mug (click it! It's hilarious)
-the Socrates little thinker
-Birth of Venus pillow (it sings "Pretty Women", which is sort of creepy)
-philosopher finger puppets, including Plato!
-Here's looking at Euclid! t-shirt (bad puns are always a must for your Classics geek)
-Sisyphus watch